Three guys walk into a bar. The first one is an Austrian, the second is an Italian, and the third guy is an American. The Austrian says to the Italian “I think you may have murdered me?” The Italian replies “I was never your problem.” And the third guy, the American, says “I’m the only one that matters”. The first guy’s name is Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. The second guy is Antonio Salieri. And the third guy’s name is Donald…..